The Sore Loser lyrics - Danko Jones

She fucks up a million times or more She's at the same spot but now she's 44 She thinks she's 25 and just been dealt a bad hand The house will soon collect 'cause things ain't how she planned And when she rolled the dice She lost every time And now she pays the price, aww The big "what if?" is what she would've been With just a little bit of some good old perseverance She gave up just like a spoiled princess in make up She's got a ridiculous sense of entitlement Yeah, she's the sore loser She's stuck up most people waste her time She doesn't know that she's laughed at all the time She got by on her charm but that was long ago Her looks are fading fast, her life is starting to blow And when she rolled the dice She lost every time And now she pays the price, aww The big "what if?" is what she would've been With just a little bit of some good old perseverance She gave up just like a spoiled princess in make up She's got a ridiculous sense of entitlement Aww, we alway's called her the sore loser The big "what if?" is what she would've been With just a little bit of some good old perseverance She gave up just like a spoiled princess in make up She's got a ridiculous sense of entitlement She rolled the dice and now she's gonna pay the price Pity for the sore loser She's got a ridiculous sense of entitlement Pity for the sore loser

Like Dynamite lyrics - Danko Jones

When I'm feeling under the weather She's the only one that makes me better I need her long legs wrapped around my head People say she comes on strong They don't know it turns me on That's alright 'cause at the end of the day Aw, she gets her way 'Cause when we make love – it's like dynamite 'Cause when we make love – it feels alright When I need to get up and go out on tour She's the one who makes it hard to walk out the door I miss her being round whenever I'm out of town And when I'm on the run home is where we meet for fun That's how I end the nights Aw, I'm getting mine 'Cause when we make love – it's like dynamite 'Cause when we make love – it feels alright 'Cause when we make love – it's like dynamite 'Cause when we make love – it feels alright I don't need no more magazines So douse us in gasoline When I'm feeling under the weather She's the only one that makes me better I need her long legs wrapped around my head People say she comes on strong But they don't know it turns me on That's alright 'cause at the end of the day Aw, she gets her way 'Cause when we make love – it's like dynamite 'Cause when we make love – it feels alright 'Cause when we make love – it's like dynamite 'Cause when we make love – it feels alright

Apology Accepted lyrics - Danko Jones

You don't know what you're doing, you're going backwards The rings around your eyes are only getting blacker You wear an X on your hand I've got one in my hand Burning me inside, wishing you were dead Easy to see your life is only for the taking You were doing what you did my heart was breaking It broke, you fucked up real bad You failed to know just what you had You needed me But you left me The hell alone It has to be And you get What you give You're just so Deceptive You don't like how we left it 'Cause in the back of your head You regret things that you said Apology accepted Didn't know you're bluffing I thought that I'd feel something But with you I felt nothing It's too convenient just to say you didn't notice Your life is upside down and always out of focus You're like a hypocrite you swear you never lie When things revealed themselves you should be doing time Fucked up big time, crossing lines That's what you do and then you do it all the time Do you remember how you treated me The shoe is on the other foot and now the blind can see You needed me But you left me The hell alone It has to be And you get What you give You're just so Deceptive You don't like how we left it 'Cause in the back of your head You regret things that you said Apology Accepted Didn't know you're bluffing I thought that I'd feel something I think you failed inspection Apology Accepted You've got a knack for lying Talking loud and then hiding But now look see who's smiling Me motherfucker! And it feels great! It's just a matter of time Before you fade away And I know you're sorry And you want to call me Just to tell me But it's too damn late You're full of empty gestures You're non-essential It's inconsequential 'Cause you choose your fate Your life's a car crash You shoot your mouth off too fast Who knew it would be me With the last laugh Hahahahaha, yeah You like to fuck with things and say it didn't happen But I was there your bullshit keeps me laughin' How do you sleep at night with all your lies? Piling up like parking tickets you don't pay the fine You don't like how we left it 'Cause in the back of your head You regret things that you said Apology Accepted Didn't know you're bluffing I thought that I'd feel something I think you failed inspection Apology Accepted You've got a knack for lying Talking loud and then hiding But now look see who's smiling

I Wanna Break Up With You lyrics - Danko Jones

I wanna break up with you, right..now You're driving me crazy and I want out, want..out You shit on my friends and talk too much, too..much I know your nagging will never stop, shut..up You've really let yourself go We don't have sex no more I-I-I I wanna break up I wanna break up with you I-I-I I wanna break up I wanna break up with you All we do is fight but never make up, make..up You brag a lot and then bitch me out, bitch You take pleasure in putting me down, get..out But you can't take what you dish out, fuck..this There's so much that you're lacking I find you unattractive I-I-I I wanna break up I wanna break up with you I-I-I I wanna break up I wanna break up with you It's the way she moves It's the way she talks The way she eats her food The way she just...well...just her When she sleeps at night She keeps me up with her snoring Every day spent with her is so fucking boring I lost interest the day that you lied I played it off like all was fine It's been eating me up inside But you know that I hate you I figured you'd probably leave me But 2 months has turned into 9 It's 2 years later And I'm sick and tired You've really let yourself go We don't have sex no more I wouldn't want to even if somebody paid me I-I-I I wanna break up I wanna break up with you I-I-I I wanna break up I wanna break up with you I-I-I I wanna break up I wanna break up with you I-I-I I wanna break up I wanna break up with you I-I-I I wanna break up I wanna break up with you I-I-I I wanna break up I wanna break up with you Everybody break up Everybody break up Breakup, break up Everybody break up [repeat 'til end]

Guest List Blues lyrics - Danko Jones

You've got a body It's hotter than Rock'n'Roll The boys are getting rowdy They wanna watch you take off all your clothes You're like a dream When a girl like you walks off the magazine And into my life When the dust settles down and no one's around You're still there blowing my mind You're like nobody A full grown woman not just a girl You like to party You'll take a noun and turn it into a verb You're like a dream When a girl like you walks off the magazine And into my life When the dust settles down and no one's around You're still there blowing my mind, yeah Aha, aha Wooh Yeah Limousines every night Leather heels, expensive wines All the best that money buys Rocks that shine I'm sick and tired of living low I like this life, I want the show A backstage pass I need to know, baby I wanna be on the list for evermore Don't leave me, you got that foot I need in the door You got a body It's hotter than Rock'n'Roll The boys are getting rowdy They wanna watch you take off all your clothes You got a body They're getting rowdy You're like nobody You like to party-ey-ey-ey-ey Pardon me I like to be a V.I.P. on your guest list tonight

Rock 'n' Roll Proletariat lyrics - Danko Jones

Are you ready for a revolution Time to raise the stakes Everybody wants it so easy Too many people (on that worn out grate[?]) There's a fucked up shake down It happens every night But tonight it's gonna change forever When the top brass tastes a bit of this medicine You waited long, but it happens fast 'Cause everyone's gonna get backstage pass I pledge allegiance To the Rock'n'Roll proletariat Get up, get even Show those motherfuckers that you mean it One in a million, a million strong Do what it takes, take what you want There's enough, enough for all Rise above, standing tall The time has come to take back what they took Go get your piece of the pie I ain't in to just fuckin' around Roll up your sleeves and jump in the fire I'm sick and tired of running round and round Don't you feel the same? They turn a blind eye and a deaf ear Backed up in a corner, living in a cage Get back in line, and pump up your fist 'Cause everybody here's getting on the guest list I pledge allegiance To the Rock'n'Roll proletariat Get up, get even Show those motherfuckers that you mean it One in a million, a million strong Do what it takes, take what you want There's enough, enough for all Rise above, standing tall The time has come, this is it Are you ready? 'Cos I'm ready Let's roll, let's get it up 'Cos this thing's on the move whether we like it or not This rock is rolling, this rock is strong Let's make it hotter before it's gone We've been pushed for long enough It's time to push back, it's gonna get rough You better believe it I pledge allegiance To the Rock'n'Roll proletariat Get up, get even Show those motherfuckers that you mean it I pledge allegiance To the Rock'n'Roll proletariat Get up, get even Show those motherfuckers that you mean it This rock is rolling, this rock is strong Let's make it hotter before it's gone We've been pushed for long enough It's time to push back, it's gonna get rough Are you ready? Hehehehehe

The Kids Don't Want To Rock lyrics - Danko Jones

I feel the soul in the rhythm running through my bones but The kids don't want to rock I got the shakes and I wanna let it out like a lightning bolt But the kids don't want to rock I forget the feeling that it ain't appealing, it's a sign But the kids don't want to rock I like to turn it up real loud until you call the cops But the kids don't want to rock I know what I believe, it's a conspiracy I know you fucked this up 'cause the kids don't want to rock The kids don't want to rock The kids don't want to rock They like it slow And easy I wanna turn them on to Lizzy and ZZ Top but who cares The kids don't want to rock Everybody listens to the second record by Motorhead But the kids don't want to rock I got something to prove with Apocalypse Dudes but The kids don't want to rock Put me in a casket 'cause we're going to hell in a handbasket The kids don't want to rock I know what I believe, it's a conspiracy I know you fucked this up 'cause the kids don't want to rock I know you like to slow me, it just puts me to sleep I know you fucked this up 'cause the kids don't want to rock 'Cause the kids don't want to rock The kids don't want to rock 'Cause the kids don't want to rock The kids don't want to rock 'Cause the kids don't want to rock The kids don't want to rock 'Cause the kids don't want to rock The kids don't want to rock They want it and you know it, just don't know where to find it You stole it, you hid it and knew they want to (buy[?]) it Why do you do what you do and then just deny it I think of your sleazy fingers you made them like it slow And easy I know what I believe, it's a conspiracy I know you fucked this up 'cause the kids don't want to rock If you had balls you'd let me right all the wrongs and empty That part inside their hearts that makes them want to rock The kids don't want to rock The kids don't want to rock The kids don't want to rock The kids don't want to rock The kids don't want to rock The kids don't want to rock The kids don't want to rock The kids don't want to rock

compilation: "B-Sides" (2009)

The Rules lyrics - Danko Jones

Rule number one: I'm gonna drive you wild I'm not gonna stop until you're satisfied You're gonna be the envy of all your girlfriends When they find out who you're going out with, hehe Rule number two: we're gonna do it for a couple of hours Wait a minute, we're talkin' about me - add on three more We're gonna do it all night long Rule number three: do it 'till dawn Yeah, yeah Rule number four: call your ex-boyfriend The one that left you cold and alone You're gonna tell him you got a new man baby And that I'm good, hahahaha I'm the best you had, woman And this is gonna make him cry Oh he's gonna want you back but baby That's your cue to give me a call and another try

My Time Is Now lyrics - Danko Jones

I'm gonna try, do everything I wanna do I'm gonna do everything I always wanted to I'm gonna live when I look my fears right in the eye I'm gonna learn every day that I'm alive No waiting My time is now Yeah No waiting My time is now Yeah I'm gonna try, do everything I wanna do I'm gonna do everything I always wanted to I'm gonna live when I look my fears right in the eye I'm gonna learn every day that I'm alive No waiting My time is now No waiting My time is now No waiting My time is now No waiting My time is now Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

I Like To Ball lyrics - Danko Jones

Ooooh my hand walking up and down your leg I can see while I'm so close to your mouth I think you know by now I like to ball In the morning, evening, baby, whatever turns you on You know what, I'm making a movie, that's right, And I want you to be my lead star So what if we roll those cameras, turn on those lights And I'm gonna yell out "Action" My hand walking up and down your leg I can see while I'm so close to your mouth I think you know by now I like to ball In the morning, evening, baby, whatever turns you on And you know what, we been going out for a few months now, and, ah I think I should meet your mom and dad Oh, you can trust me, baby, I'm a gentleman But watch out My hand walking up and down your leg I can see while I'm so close to your mouth I think you know by now I like to ball In the morning, evening, baby, whatever turns you on

Never Again lyrics - Danko Jones

The trouble with you, you gotta hole in the back of your head You forgot all the things that we did All the things that we went through Baby I still love ya I love the way you talk down I love your condescending tone It makes it easy baby Makes it damn easy Never again Awww never again Never again Ha ha I love you I took your promise with a grain of salt When you brake 'em it's nobodys fault How many times did you come through Same old story me feeling blue I picked you up when you fell down But you got up and you left town But that's just your nature baby It's just your nature baby Never again Yeah never again The trouble with you, you gotta hole in the back of your head You forgot all the things that we did All the things that we went through Baby I still love ya I picked you up when you fell down But you got up and you left town And it ain't your nature baby It makes it damn easy Never again Never again Never again Baby, you and I, never again

My Problems (Are Your Problems Now) lyrics - Danko Jones

I've got a hearing problem The buzzing never goes away I think it's here to stay My eyesight's slowly leaving From taking punches to the face And my hair's turning grey Complaining's easy Do it at night and in the day I wanna feed you With every problem in my way I'm gonna do it today like yesterday And when you had enough Of my silly stuff I'll keep on nagging you begging to hear me through My problems are your problems now Hey Hey Oh Yeah Yeah Hey Hey Oh Yeah Yeah I've got a sinking feeling These problems only escalate They're never going away I've got a pounding fever It's getting higher every day I've sealed in my fate oh yeah And when you had enough Of my silly stuff I'll keep on nagging you begging to hear me through My problems are your problems now Hey Hey Oh Yeah Yeah Hey Hey Oh Yeah Yeah I need to feel your sympathy I want to reveal my misery It's hard to find a little piece of mind But when I see you, you empathize I'll try to resist the pain I'm feeling And when it ends it's the beginning And when you had enough Of my silly stuff I'll keep on nagging you begging to hear me through My problems are your problems now Hey Hey Oh Yeah Yeah Hey Hey Oh Yeah Yeah

Starlicker lyrics - Danko Jones

Oh yeah, I like it Oh woo, yeah This is making me dizzy Oh, baby Yeah You gotta lick it, baby, ooh you gotta lick it good Uh huh, uh, uh, uh lick it Alright, let me take it ahead Oh baby Everytime I see you lick it, slick it, you..you drive me wild Ohh lick it, yeah baby, lick it good Oh I love it when you come lick it Ha ha, yeah, lick it good I saw your boyfriend the other night, yeah That chump tried to taking the change out of my hands You know what I told that sucker, yeah Lick it, hey baby, I told him, lick it good Excuse me, sir, can you, uh, lick it, c'mon, and baby, lick it good I saw your daddy, too Ohh that sucker wanted to turn me back and leave You know what I told him, baby Lick it I said daddy come over here and lick it good, lick it, lick it good Daddy can you get on your knees and lick it, lick it good

Woogie Boogie lyrics - Danko Jones

If you need a ride just let me know But I love to watch you when you walk 'Cause I like to watch 'Cause I like to touch She needs a little bit of loving just a little bit I think I can do it if she's willing (But can you dig it baby) She needs a little bit of loving just a little bit I think I can do it if she's willing (But can you dig it baby) Backside baby Just give me one chance tonight 'Cause I know I can do it (?Dress you got sure looks high?) She needs a little bit of loving just a little bit I think I can do it if she's willing (But can you dig it baby) She needs a little bit of loving just a little bit I think I can do it if she's willing (But can you dig it baby) Cause I can roll with it I told you that you needed me I wanna give you what you want and make sure you get what you need I can roll with it I told you that you needed me I wanna give it to you, yeahhhhh Backside baby Watching all night Backside baby Rocking all night